Fight Time 5: Princess Petra

Mixed wrestling royalty Princess Petra takes on the Dark Shadow in this competitive submission match - though only competitive insofar as the Shadow is trying his hardest not to be completed humiliated as he is choked, scissored, stretched and smothered by his far more skilled opponent. After having her way with the masked man - trash talking in the most simultaneously sexy yet terrifying British accent - Petra locks in a tight rear naked choke and gives him a lecture on proper fight boundaries. He taps frantically, promising to obey for fear of blacking out and possibly not waking up - which, given the Princess' ice-cold demeanor, is a very real possibility. For the rest of the "contest," the Shadow is Petra's bitch. Headscissors, facesitting, hand-over-mouth smothering, a camel clutch and more emasculating trash talk are all on the menu. Growing bored and satisfied that the lesson has been taught, if not actually learned, she locks him into a picture perfect triangle, offering him most generously a mid-afternoon nap.