Accidental facial before job interview

We are both waiting to be interviewed for a promotion at work, and I notice you staring at me. I am annoyed at first but then feel like I can use this to my advantage for the interview by distracting you. I tease you by crossing and uncrossing my legs and then slide my hand in my panties and masturbate in front of you. I encourage you to jerk off in your pants. My plan is to make you cum in your pants so you have a big wet patch for the interview. I get down on my knees in front of you and rub your crotch to give you some encouragement. I then just go to the door to check if anyone else is around and when I turn back round you have your dick out! I tell you to put it back in you pants and I push it away, which instantly makes you cum all over my face, tits and glasses! I am totally shocked, my plan has completely back fired! How would I now be able to go to the interview covered in cum?!